Nancy drew game list
Jake Rogers decided to be a blackmail kingpin at the age of 17. Great name, cool job, noble deeds, but did you need to lock me in the basement after I went to all the trouble of solving your encrypted clues? His double-agent scientist backstory is the only redeeming thing about this absurd game. However, that skeleton hands post helps him skate all the way to spot #13 on my list. Like the Penvellyns, it is amazing that his treasure-hiding gambit was even marginally successful. Unfortunately, I am one of those people who loves Sonny Joon enough to put up with a fair amount of bullshit. I don’t know how or why Sonny’s grandpa hid these artifact pieces all over this specific area of New Zealand. It’s hard to like her when all she does is murder me while I am actively avenging her. The audacity of entrusting a vital clue to finding her will to an approximately five-year-old child just proves that Charlotte was not fit to run the family business. Hire a prop manager to keep all those dumb pieces in order. I love the culprit in this game, but everyone’s first clue that they weren’t a real theater troupe should’ve been their requirement to solve complex puzzles to do a goddamn set change. I’m sorry that neither your wife nor your era could handle your mental illness. Many parts of this game are beautifully, emotionally moving, but up until the new engine fuckery, Nancy’s mom being a spy was the dumbest idea HER has had since RAN. Maybe just tell your daughters that they can leave the family business instead of making them solve a nonogram to find out. Her motivations are unclear at best, but she gains rank for clearly being an emo lesbian cat lady. I’m not particularly impressed by anything Ramses set up to guard Nefertari’s tomb, but at least his actions were justified in-character, and I minored in classical civilizations so he gets an automatic bonus for Ancient Egypt. The scribe’s desiccated corpse has haunted my dreams for years, so while I appreciate Pacal’s level of loopholed pettiness, I hate him. The hourglass puzzle makes me cry, but he deliberately died in a ridiculous position so his corpse could trigger a booby trap, which I respect. Dirk Valentine would never do a thing like that.Īpparently Lizzie Applegate is the one who told Dan to riddle the Lodge with puzzles: a pointless callback in an overwhelmingly frustrating game. Sorry your outlaw husband ditched you, though. I guess I’m just not sure why she left the treasure in the floor instead of using it at any point. Enjoy your hidden sadness shrines, you sack of shit. And I frankly don’t believe your claim that you invented chocolate milk. You can’t just adopt a kid and then disown him if he has behavioral problems. To be honest, I spent this whole game trying to figure out how I could break up with Ned and ask Frank out, so I don’t remember who put the puzzles here. just can’t overcome his P.T.-Barnum-knockoff origin story. All rankings are personal taste.ĭoes he count? Between fucking over Louisa Falcone and betting against Harry Houdini pulling off a trick, ol’ J.J. I lumped all the Penvellyns together because ain’t nobody got time for that. I judged STFD, CRE, VEN, TOT, and ASH as not having characters who met those criteria. Methodology: I included characters who left us puzzles to solve. I was thinking about the ranking of ND suspects by (if you haven’t seen it then go check it out because it’s the best) and felt inspired to do something similar. Every Nancy Drew game puzzle-leaver ranked from worst to best.